Op-Ed

By Brandon Albrecht, Writer originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

Last week, an article was published in The UR by anonymous students from Students for a Democratic Society explicitly identifying myself and four other members of the...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief Originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

The feeling of ripping up construction paper with your bare hands. Spicy memes. The feeling you get from sitting and resting your feet after a long day of wor...

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By Silence Dobetter, [pen name] orignally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

Recently, The North Star decided to publish an article about the antifascist movement in their October edition. Unfortunately, that article fell victim to precisely...

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By Hannah Wahlstrom, Writer originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

If you have inhabited this Earth long enough to begin your journey into the world of bananas in anything but banana form, I think you might find yourself in a similar si...

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By Bridget Peterson, Void Mother of Queer Devil Worshipers for a Better Future originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017; graphic by Christian Pfeiffer.

Hello all,

I believe that the concept of “radio broadcasting” ought to be appropria...

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By Evan Aanerud, Staff Writer originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017; graphic by Christian Pfeiffer

Natalie Ogard is a freshman representative elected to the MCSA student council. She is a Political Science major with an emphasis in Pre-...

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By Britta Hanson, Writer originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017; graphic by Christian Pfeiffer

One might say that avocados are to the food world what cats are to the internet. This silky, green fruit is generally accepted to be a multipu...

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By Thomas Pederson, Writer originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017

A bit of advice for all of you with a few years left in college: pick a major that requires the fewest credits to complete and use the rest of your time to take classes or...

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By Evan Aanerud, Staff Writer originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of The University Register, on October 20, 2017; graphic by Christian Pfeiffer

I sat down with Mitch Scanlan, Chemistry and Pre-Med major from Lindstrom, MN. Scanlan was recently elected as one of the Freshman Representativ...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017

Have you ever struggled to “understand” queer people? Well, here’s a simple trick to get you started: stop trying to.

Think about it this way: do you rationa...

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