Op-Ed

By Matthew Sheets, MPIRG uploaded at 6:37 p.m. on Thursday, February 9, 2018

Hello Campus!

Welcome back from winter break! Hope it was everything that it needed to be for you and got you prepared for a full and wonderful semester of activities and activism. MPIRG has already been hard at work...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief uploaded at 6:25 p.m. on Thursday, February 8, 2018

If you don’t like Christian “Get off my lawn!” Pfeiffer, aka Christian “Andy Rooney, back from the dead and stronger than ever” Pfeiffer, aka Christian "angry growls" Pfeiffer, now is your chance to back o...

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By Matthew Sheets, MPIRG originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017

“It doesn’t make sense, with the amount of money that the University has, that what they give me isn’t even close to a livable wage. I shouldn’t have to worry about having...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017

A question on my mind as of late pertains to whether it is possible to separate people from other aspects of themselves. Can I still enjoy a Kevin Spacey flick...

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By Peter Truckenmiller, Writer originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017

Horses are evil. I said it, and I’ll say it again. Horses. Are. Evil.

I mean, think about it. We used to have a use for horses. They moved carts and carriages and we...

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By Evan Aanerud, Staff Writer originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017; graphic by Christian Pfeiffer

Hibah Hassan, elected Freshman Representative to the MCSA council, is working hard to represent the freshman class well. From Prior Lake ...

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Anonymous Submission originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

On October 31, 1993, two African American students who were members of the UMM wrestling team were the victims of a malicious “prank.” The two students were riding in a car dow...

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By Tim Schrempp, Writer originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

Want to see everyone on campus suddenly agree that biological sex and gender are the same thing? All you have to do is talk about abortion and then suddenly even the most fa...

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By Evan Aanerud, Staff Writer originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

You’ve watched House of Cards for its entire run. You’re a die-hard Kevin Spacey fan. You’ve got a friend group that binge watches the seasons. The ruthlessness, the...

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By Peter Truckenmiller, Writer originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of The University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017

The views and opinions of this letter are my own, and not necessarily those of the organizations mentioned hereafter, including but not limited to, Queer Devil Worshi...

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