Variety

By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 11, Volume 33 of The University Register on April 9, 2021

It has come to my attention that, over the years, fewer and fewer people have been educated on the man that is Hiccup Brian. While some may call him nothing more than an urba...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 10, Volume 33 of The University Register on March 26, 2021

I’m rewatching “Lost” for the first time in seven or eight years and I’m finding myself once again thinking those DESERTED ISLAND THOUGHTS. (Okay, you got me there—the islan...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 9, Volume 33 of The University Register on March 12, 2021

Students and staff were shocked this week with the early announcement of the candidates to take over as chancellor for the University of Minnesota, Morris upon Michelle Behr’...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 8, Volume 33 of The University Register on February 26, 2021

“La La Land” is a romantic musical centered around Mia and Sebastian, played by Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling respectively, and their struggles in the “City of Stars.” Mia i...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 8, Volume 33 of The University Register on February 26, 2021

“I correct people when they mix up ladybugs with Asian beetles because apparently that is a distinction that matters.”

You must feel really good about yourself, huh you...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 6, Volume 33 of The University Register on November 20, 2020

Some of you may remember the very first goofy movie review that I wrote for the UR, during my first year here, working as a staff writer. I wrote about The movie “Hoodwink...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 6, Volume 33 of The University Register on November 20, 2020

The fact that Google Docs’ default formatting is 11pt Arial instead of 12pt Times New Roman

You were a really smart kid, maybe even in the Gifted and Talented program or...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 5, Volume 33 of The University Register on November 6, 2020

I’m the kind of person who puts on cooking shows to go to bed. Now, I’m more of a Guy Fieri... guy. I love to watch “Triple D” and “Triple G” and keep updated on what that...

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Lucky Numbers

Lucky Numbers

By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 4, Volume 33 of The University Register on October 23, 2020

My lucky number, for no particular reason, is 58. Some people like repeated numbers like 44 or popular numbers like 13, but the number 58 simply felt right to me. I don’t t...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 4, Volume 33 of The University Register on October 23, 2020

It's almost Halloween, so here are some of my favorite spooky movies put in categories and ranked:

Scariest:

  1. Mirrors — This one messed me up BIG TIME for several mont...

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