Variety

Homesick

Submitted by an anonymous contributor Originally published in Issue 1, Volume 34 of The University Register on September 17, 2021 Homesick How fitting to think of seagulls at a time like this, miles from the Walmart parking lot where I first tugged on my mother’s hand and pointed up, baffled by t...

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Nomads

Submitted by an anonymous contributor Originally published in Issue 1, Volume 34 of The University Register on September 17, 2021 Nomads The lights tell us there are people out there, Carving homes out of the South Dakota dark. Taco Bell sign, flickering CENEX, brake lights On a semi up ahead. Fa...

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Groovy

By Stewart Lindstrom, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 1, Volume 34 of The University Register on September 17, 2021 “Groovy” By Stewart Lindstrom He asked his first girl out while driving that car: The ‘04 Volkswagen with the stoner decals. The trunk flaunts a three-pronged peace si...

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By Stewart Lindstrom, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 1, Volume 34 of The University Register on September 17, 2021 As the 20th anniversary of the September 11th attacks passes by us, I’m reminded of a novel I read earlier in the summer: Point Omega, American novelist Don Delillo’s t...

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By Stewart Lindstrom, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 1, Volume 34 of The University Register on September 17, 2021 With a haunting violin soundtrack composed by John Newton Howard and stellar acting performances from Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, and Adrien Brody, M. Night S...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 11, Volume 33 of The University Register on April 9, 2021

It has come to my attention that, over the years, fewer and fewer people have been educated on the man that is Hiccup Brian. While some may call him nothing more than an urba...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 10, Volume 33 of The University Register on March 26, 2021

I’m rewatching “Lost” for the first time in seven or eight years and I’m finding myself once again thinking those DESERTED ISLAND THOUGHTS. (Okay, you got me there—the islan...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 9, Volume 33 of The University Register on March 12, 2021

Students and staff were shocked this week with the early announcement of the candidates to take over as chancellor for the University of Minnesota, Morris upon Michelle Behr’...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 8, Volume 33 of The University Register on February 26, 2021

“La La Land” is a romantic musical centered around Mia and Sebastian, played by Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling respectively, and their struggles in the “City of Stars.” Mia i...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 8, Volume 33 of The University Register on February 26, 2021

“I correct people when they mix up ladybugs with Asian beetles because apparently that is a distinction that matters.”

You must feel really good about yourself, huh you...

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