Variety

By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 6, Volume 32 of The University Register on Friday, November 22, 2019

The conversation from the other night became a bit of a distraction the next two days, and I found the margins of my notes decorated with doodles of eyes and teeth...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 5, Volume 32 of The University Register on Friday, November 8, 2019

At first glance, Morris can come across as nothing more than a quaint little college town. This is especially true for anyone who has lived in large cities prior to...

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Originally published in Issue 4, Volume 32 of The University Register on Friday, October 25, 2019

Alan Shapiro & Bill Willingham

By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor

The Prairie Gate Literary Festival featured three days of readings and workshops. This fantastic event provided students, community...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 4, Volume 32 of The University Register on Friday, October 25, 2019

Sunday, November 3 at 3 p.m. the Morris Symphonic Winds will be holding their second concert of the semester, Life in the Groove. This concert is open to the public...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 3, Volume 32 of The University Register on Friday, October 11, 2019

Some of our readers may have noticed in the last issue of the University Register that I chose to include a selection of comics from a previous UR content creator a...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 2, Volume 32 of The University Register on Friday, September 28, 2019

For those of you who may not know, The University Register has been publishing issues since the 1970’s! Through the years, Variety has been full of all sorts of d...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor Originally published in Issue 1, Volume 32 of The University Register on Friday, September 13, 2019

Perhaps it would be more appropriate to call this “Desmond: Frenemy of Horses” as I have a bit of a secret to reveal. As regular University Register readers may k...

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By Evan Douville, Staff WriterOriginally published in Issue 11, Volume 31 of The University Register on Friday, April 5.

Ominous cowbells loomed in the front of the Cow Palace as Tupac blared on the display. People were lined up for Rat Skewers, Toxic Waste, and Pigs in Radiation Blankets, snacks...

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By Evan Douville, Staff Writer_Originally published in Issue 10, Volume 31 of The University Register on Friday, March 8, 2019.

Dear God, director Jeff Fowler, and a Mr. Sonic T. Hedgehog,

What in the actual hell were you thinking?

Sorry, let me rephrase that. What in the actual literal god-f...

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By Evan Douville, Staff WriterOriginally published in Issue 8, Volume 31 of The University Register on Friday, February 8, 2019

A small drop of water can still create a massive ripple. That’s exactly what happened on January 18, 2019, when one man sat in his house for 57 hours straight doing noth...

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