Variety

By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 7, Volume 31 of The University Register on Friday, December 7, 2018

There’s something strangely heartbreaking about those dreams that feel so real yet always escape your grasp in the end. These dreams, whether calm or depicting grea...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 5, Volume 31 of The University Register on Friday, November 9, 2018

In a forest, quietly shining, the sun dances down through the foliage above to show the path you need to take. You came here long ago, maybe just a year or two befo...

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Silver Screen

Silver Screen

By Evan Douville, Contributor originally published in Issue 3, Volume 31 of The University Register on Friday, October 12, 2018

“Whuh…what am I doing here?”

I awoke with a start, a cold sweat running down my back. My hair was in my face, and drenched in sweat. I pushed it out of my eyes, only...

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By Dorothy N. Davenport (By Jonathon Antonsen, Staff Writer) originally published in Issue 2, Volume 31 of The University Register on September 28, 2018

There are thousands of ways humans have come to understand time and causality. In “traditional” Christian theology (insofar that Catholicism is...

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Room 139

Room 139

By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 2, Volume 31 of The University Register on September 28, 2018

The fall semester this year had only just begun, and I found myself falling into place with my schedule quite quickly. I never really believed in karma or anything like t...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 2, Volume 31 of The University Register on September 28, 2018

Philip: Lover of Horses is a serial exploration of my strong distrust of horses. The first three parts of this atrocity were published last year in some of the later issu...

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Her

Her

By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 31 of The Univeristy Register on Friday, September 14, 2018

Let’s talk about her. You know exactly who I mean. Maybe her name is Karen or Carol or Cheryl or Annette; either way, you know which one I mean, and you know just...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 31 of The Univeristy Register on Friday, September 14, 2018

A new semester brings a variety of new music to Morris, as well as plenty of new musicians. Each fall, Morris’ Jazz Ensemble, Symphonic Winds, and Concert Choir p...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 31 of The Univeristy Register on Friday,September 14, 2018

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): The nights are getting cold and the shadowy figure at the foot of your bed is getting colder. It is up to you what you do with this inf...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 11, Volume 30 of The Univeristy Register on Friday, April 27, 2018

I was recently reminded of the existence of a childhood cinematic masterpiece: Hoodwinked!. I first saw this movie at probably the age of seven and I remember compl...

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