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By Dorothy N. Davenport (By Jonathon Antonsen, Staff Writer) originally published in Issue 2, Volume 31 of The University Register on September 28, 2018

There are thousands of ways humans have come to understand time and causality. In “traditional” Christian theology (insofar that Catholicism is...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 31 of The Univeristy Register on Friday, September 14, 2018

Let’s talk about her. You know exactly who I mean. Maybe her name is Karen or Carol or Cheryl or Annette; either way, you know which one I mean, and you know just...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 31 of The Univeristy Register on Friday, September 14, 2018

A new semester brings a variety of new music to Morris, as well as plenty of new musicians. Each fall, Morris’ Jazz Ensemble, Symphonic Winds, and Concert Choir p...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 31 of The Univeristy Register on Friday,September 14, 2018

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): The nights are getting cold and the shadowy figure at the foot of your bed is getting colder. It is up to you what you do with this inf...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 11, Volume 30 of The Univeristy Register on Friday, April 27, 2018

I was recently reminded of the existence of a childhood cinematic masterpiece: Hoodwinked!. I first saw this movie at probably the age of seven and I remember compl...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief uploaded at 10:33 a.m. on Friday, March 23, 2018.

I’m so fucking sick of Susan. I know grief makes us do weird things and she just wants someone to talk to and she’s being human but I’m so sick of her fake, needy shit. I know she doesn’t actually care abo...

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By Desmond Homann, Staff Writer uploaded at 8:41 a.m. on Friday, March 23, 2018.

It was a Sunday. I stopped into the grocery store to pick up a couple things for a cheesecake. I wasn’t all that good at baking, but it was a friend’s birthday and I had nothing better to do. Surprisingly, the groce...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 11, Volume 30 of The Univeristy Register on Friday, April 27, 2018

Following their concert at the beginning of March, the University of Minnesota Morris’ Symphonic Winds has been preparing for this year’s tour, in which the group wi...

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By Desmond Homann, Variety Editor originally published in Volume 30 of The University Register on April 27, 2018

It was early September and the weather was everything I could have hoped for. I truly was wandering through a picturesque fall every day and everywhere I went. Surprisingly, life had...

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By Jon Antonsen, Resident Dad uploaded at 8:41 a.m. on Monday, April 16, 2018.

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends. Our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Point to a different universe contained within the bowe...

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