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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor uploaded at 8:41 a.m. on Friday, March 23, 2018.

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends. Our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Point to a different universe contained within the bo...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor uploaded at 4:34 p.m. on Friday, February 23, 2018.

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends: our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Point to a different universe contained within t...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief uploaded at 4:34 p.m. on Friday, February 23, 2018.

This Week’s Horoscopes as Things I Love Dearly but Would Never Want to Find as an Image That has Been Toasted onto the Back of My Morning Raspberry Pop-Tart®

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Jesus Christ

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor uploaded at 4:34 p.m. on Friday, February 23, 2018.

Hey all! My name’s Jon and this issue, and only for this issue, I am going to be writing Dad’s Fried Potatoes. Demcie is letting me write this because, not only am I the Variety Editor, but also the President of...

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By Desmond Homann, Staff Writer uploaded at 4:34 p.m. on Friday, February 23, 2018.

I picked up my latte and moved to an outdoor table at the cafe. My date, who I had met on some dumb dating app, had informed me that he was running a bit late, but had a very romantic surprise that would definite...

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The New Drug

The New Drug

By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor uploaded at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday, February 10, 2018.

I had a routine. First, I woke up around 11. I would grab the People magazine (stolen from Briggs) by my bed, flip to one of those deodorant advertisements, and rub the sample on my pits. Chew a stick of Triden...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor uploaded at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday, February 10, 2018.

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends: our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Point to a different universe contained within t...

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By Tim Schrempp, Contributor uploaded at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday, February 10, 2018.

The summer I graduated high school I got a job as a night stocker at a grocery store. It was a crappy job where I would spend all night in the store putting product up on the shelves from midnight to seven in the...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief uploaded at 4:53 p.m. on Friday, February 9, 2018

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Let’s take a step back for a minute. Have you ever questioned just where your “zodiac sign” comes from? The “zodiac” was an ancient tool used for dividing up the night sky into...

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By Desmond Homann, Staff Writer uploaded at 2:28 p.m. on Saturday, December 8, 2017.

The man stumbled down the sickeningly bright hallway, one hand on the wall in failed efforts to stay stable. He heard the two voices behind him, gaining on him, searching for him. He tried to go faster, tasting...

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