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The New Drug

By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor uploaded at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday, February 10, 2018.

I had a routine. First, I woke up around 11. I would grab the People magazine (stolen from Briggs) by my bed, flip to one of those deodorant advertisements, and rub the sample on my pits. Chew a stick of Triden...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor uploaded at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday, February 10, 2018.

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends: our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Point to a different universe contained within t...

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By Tim Schrempp, Contributor uploaded at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday, February 10, 2018.

The summer I graduated high school I got a job as a night stocker at a grocery store. It was a crappy job where I would spend all night in the store putting product up on the shelves from midnight to seven in the...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief uploaded at 4:53 p.m. on Friday, February 9, 2018

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): Let’s take a step back for a minute. Have you ever questioned just where your “zodiac sign” comes from? The “zodiac” was an ancient tool used for dividing up the night sky into...

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By Desmond Homann, Staff Writer uploaded at 2:28 p.m. on Saturday, December 8, 2017.

The man stumbled down the sickeningly bright hallway, one hand on the wall in failed efforts to stay stable. He heard the two voices behind him, gaining on him, searching for him. He tried to go faster, tasting...

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By Des Homann, Contributor originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017.

The boy, he must have been only 7 or so, pressed his hands against the window. He marvelled at the newly visible colors that poked through the sludge left behind as Febru...

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By Alex Xela, Contributor orignially published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of the University Register on December 8, 2017.

I was driving down to South Dakota for Thanksgiving weekend. My family lives out in the countryside, so whenever I take this annual journey I spend most of it driving down nearly...

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By Demcie Mesteth, Contributor originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017.

This time I’d like to share one of my family’s favorite breakfasts. We love pancakes and make them every Saturday morning along with biscuits and gravy, scrambled egg...

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  • By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017.

Dear Jon,

How can I catch the most air by doing a kick flip off the science building roof? I wanna get vertical up there to impress some chicks on the mall. It’...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Winter break is coming up and the temptation is going to be to let yourself idle. Resist the temptation! Take on a fun art p...

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