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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, December 8, 2018.

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends: our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Poi...

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By Ben Mladenich, Staff Writer originally published in Issue 6, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, December 8, 2017.

Some entry-level products are a good buy. Sunglasses you know you’ll lose eventually, chapstick, and even pencils and pens. Altec Lansing’s Mini H20 bluetooth speaker...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 17, 2017.

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends: our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Po...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of the University Register on November 17, 2017.

Dear Jon,

Thanksgiving is coming up and I always seem to disappoint my family with my homemade dinner. Do you have any cooking tips I could use? Like, how do I get my P...

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By Ben Mladenich, Staff Writer originally published in Issue 5, Volume 30 of the University Register on November 17, 2017.

Mediocre Tech Review will be a review column published every issue about things that are broken, poorly executed, or simply ill-conceived.

The NikePlus Fuelband put up for...

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By Alex Xela, Contributor originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017.

Let me tell you about my life-long friend, Jack Daniels

He was there for my father when the factory laid him off,

They sat together all night long and my father was e...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): Current Secretary of Education, Betsy Devos, is willing to use federal dollars to fund schools that discriminate against students...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends: our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Poin...

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By Michael Small, Arts and Entertainment God originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017.

To true patricians, the song “Terryfold” is more than just a catchy banter that made it to Billboards’s # 33 for Hot Rock Songs for the week of Septembe...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017.

Dear Jon,

I am a freshman and I have a roommate issue: my roommate has this fixation on sustainability. Now, on the surface level, this isn’t a problem— I mean,...

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