Variety

By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): Current Secretary of Education, Betsy Devos, is willing to use federal dollars to fund schools that discriminate against students...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017.

Dear Jon,

I am a freshman and I have a roommate issue: my roommate has this fixation on sustainability. Now, on the surface level, this isn’t a problem— I mean,...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017

Rise of the Shitlords is a recount of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I run with some friends: our players have been transported from their homeland of Sand Poin...

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By Alex Xela, Contributor originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017.

Let me tell you about my life-long friend, Jack Daniels

He was there for my father when the factory laid him off,

They sat together all night long and my father was e...

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By Michael Small, Arts and Entertainment God originally published in Issue 4, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, November 3, 2017.

To true patricians, the song “Terryfold” is more than just a catchy banter that made it to Billboards’s # 33 for Hot Rock Songs for the week of Septembe...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017.

In the last installment of our story, our players had been transported from their homeland of Sand Point—from their homeworld of Valeria—to a different universe cont...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017.

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22): This week’s mandatory listening is “Sunday Candy” by Donnie Trumpet & The Social Experiment, a jazzy flute solo (store-bought or...

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By Demcie Mesteth, Contributor originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017

Hi everyone! I’m here to bring you some home cooking recipes that I’ve tried on my own, or are a proven favorite of my parent’s. Cooking isn’t always easy, but I find...

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By Tim Schrempp, Contributor originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017.

You know that feeling you get when you’re walking home at night, all alone? The feeling of paranoia that someone is not too far behind you and wants to hurt you? What a...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 2, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 6, 2017

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22): Fun fact: a ferret will never leave you for a cabana boy half your age.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): The world’s a-changin’, and...

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