Variety

By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017.

In the last installment of our story, our players had been transported from their homeland of Sand Point—from their homeworld of Valeria—to a different universe cont...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017.

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22): This week’s mandatory listening is “Sunday Candy” by Donnie Trumpet & The Social Experiment, a jazzy flute solo (store-bought or...

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By Tim Schrempp, Contributor originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017.

You know that feeling you get when you’re walking home at night, all alone? The feeling of paranoia that someone is not too far behind you and wants to hurt you? What a...

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By Demcie Mesteth, Contributor originally published in Issue 3, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 20, 2017

Hi everyone! I’m here to bring you some home cooking recipes that I’ve tried on my own, or are a proven favorite of my parent’s. Cooking isn’t always easy, but I find...

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by Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 2, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 10, 2017.

When we last left our party, they had just begun their journey through the Lost Coast Catacombs. Their mission: to stop the she-demon Nualia before she destroys the...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 2, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 6, 2017

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22): Fun fact: a ferret will never leave you for a cabana boy half your age.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): The world’s a-changin’, and...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017

Hello traveller! My name is Jon, or Jubal the Mufuckin Wizard, and I am the Dungeon Master for the campaign Rise of the Shitlords. This column will act as a biweekl...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 1, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017.

Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Never forget: it’s not your failures that define you, but rather, your weak memes.

Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): According to a...

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The Cone

By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 1, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017.

(Scene begins with the metallic click of a doorknob cutting through a pitch-black stage.)

Tim: You’re gonna love this, I know it.

(A light switch flic...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 2, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017.

I probably made a mistake. Okay, I more than definitely made a mistake.

That may or may not have been on accident.

But that’s not the point—the point is I was...

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