Variety

by Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 2, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, October 10, 2017.

When we last left our party, they had just begun their journey through the Lost Coast Catacombs. Their mission: to stop the she-demon Nualia before she destroys the...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 2, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017.

I probably made a mistake. Okay, I more than definitely made a mistake.

That may or may not have been on accident.

But that’s not the point—the point is I was...

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The Cone

By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 1, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017.

(Scene begins with the metallic click of a doorknob cutting through a pitch-black stage.)

Tim: You’re gonna love this, I know it.

(A light switch flic...

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By Christian Pfeiffer, Editor-in-Chief originally published in Issue 1, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017.

Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Never forget: it’s not your failures that define you, but rather, your weak memes.

Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): According to a...

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By Jon Antonsen, Variety Editor originally published in Issue 1, Volume 30 of the University Register on Friday, September 22, 2017

Hello traveller! My name is Jon, or Jubal the Mufuckin Wizard, and I am the Dungeon Master for the campaign Rise of the Shitlords. This column will act as a biweekl...

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